by Nathaniel Smith, Politics: A View from West Chester, 2/19/18
Dear School Children of America,
Happy Presidents’ Day!
Is this a great country or what? We honor an unbroken succession of (mostly) great presidents going way back to our Founding as a nation.
In school you may be learning things like history and critical reading, but we want to assure you that we, and especially our friends on the U.S. Supreme Court, know exactly what the Founders wanted: a chicken in every pot, a gun in every closet, all that.
You can leave this government stuff to us; it’s too complicated for you to understand right now and we don’t have time to explain it to you. You may well think we can’t have both children and guns, but our sponsors tell us we can and we believe them….
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