Citigroup to Move Headquarters to U.S. Capitol Building

By Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker, 12/13/14

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The banking giant Citigroup announced on Friday that it would move its headquarters from New York to the U.S. Capitol Building, in Washington, D.C., in early 2015.

Tracy Klugian, a spokesperson for Citi, said that the company had leased thirty thousand square feet of prime real estate on the floor of the House of Representatives and would be interviewing “world-class architects” to redesign the space to suit its needs.

According to sources, Citi successfully outbid other firms, including PMorgan Chase and Goldman Sachs, for the right to move its headquarters to the House floor….

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